Jon Gruden Shuts Down Report He's Hot For Coaching The Eagles And THANK CHRIST

PFT – Jon Gruden’s name briefly surfaced as a candidate for the Eagles’ coaching vacancy, but Gruden says he’s not interested. After the Philadelphia Daily News reported that Gruden informed Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie, through an intermediary, that he is interested in the Eagles’ job, Gruden texted longtime Philadelphia broadcaster Howard Eskin to deny the report. “I’m not interested,” Gruden told Eskin.

Hey, I got all the respect in the world for Gruden. The guy won a SB, was once a great offensive mind, and now takes the tits in the broadcast booth. But let’s get real, Jon Gruden doesn’t have what it takes to be a head football coach in the NFL anymore. Arguably anyone who has been on top then left the game for easy street and a gravy paycheck can. Bill Cowher admits it’ll be too much. Mike Ditka couldn’t hack it in NO. Jimmy Johnson tried it in Miami and said it was too much. The only person I can think of who took an extended period of time away from the game and was successful was Dick Vermeil, but he didn’t win it all before the Rams. I mean, I get it. Sometimes there’s a competitive itch to be scratched. But once you’ve got you some Glory Hole and moved on from the game it’s essentially a one way ticket. The ONLY way Gruden would be successful in this league again is if he surrounded himself with brilliant minds to essentially run the team and he just mean mugs the fuck out of everyone. This is how you get calls to go your way and have players fear your wrath in the NFL.

Obligatory late night gas station strut by Gruden. For some reason I can never get enough of this video.

I have no idea why but I can’t get enough of this smug strut.  Just the look of pure “Yeah, that’s right, I’m Jon Gruden” on Chucky’s face is priceless.  Being recognized by common folk gets him more hard than the prettiest Spider II Y Banana.  Bold move waltzing up like the cock of the walk to a bunch of random black guys at a gas station. BOLDEST move to go in for the unprovoked fist bump.  The awkward Dad wear takes away more fucks from men than it should.